The Best-looking Toilet

I love pranks. The other night after coming home from B's apartment, I walked into my bedroom and was startled to see a boy standing in my bathroom doorway. After a momentary heart failure, I realized that said boy was only a simple, cardboard-cutout of Zac Efron that had been hiding in my apartment's spare bedroom for sometime. B's brother's A had propped it up in my door when he was helping gather up his girlfriend's suitcases from my apartment (she was staying with me for the weekend).

For my revenge, my partner in crime (B) and I decided to decapitate the cardboard-cutout's head and tape it on the back of A's toilet seat. Then when A lifted up the toilet seat, Zac's friendly face would be staring right at him. A was outside working on his car at the time. It was an extremely hot day, so we offered him a cold Dr. Pepper, which he accepted thinking we were just being nice. Little did he know, we gave him the Dr. Pepper only for its diuretic effects...

brew. ha. ha.

B and I showed A's roommate the product of our sneaky genius. After laughing a little, this was his reply, "That is the best-looking toilet I've ever seen...it has dreamy eyes."